Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
