He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
not ubering you a puppy
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