I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Randomize
