Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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