Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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