smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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