I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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