Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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