He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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