My nipple is on Facebook.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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