Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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