dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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