yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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