You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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