Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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