Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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