4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There r osticjed everywhere
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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