You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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