I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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