THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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