Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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