Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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