just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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