I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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