OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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