I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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