so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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