A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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