Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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