He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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