He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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