Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Randomize