And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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