it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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