we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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