I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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