i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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