That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
