So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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