Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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