That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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