you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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