Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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