i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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