im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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