we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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