Tell her she can't have a vagina
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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