2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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