quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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