unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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