So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Ketchup is God's man juice
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
my liver is dry heaving
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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