hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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