Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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