Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i out mim tonsoeep
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