im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How's work?
Spinning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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