508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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