11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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