guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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