My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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